"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
i’ve been seeing a certain writing resource post going around and son, let me tell you: “said is dead” is the worst lie you can tell any writer. here, sit down, and let me tell you a thing or two about writing and dialogue mechanics.
i’ll make you a better writer in half an hour’s worth of reading or so. promise.